Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted throw somechunks to a massive crocodile. Witnesses say that Trump maybe got a little too close with the beast, resulting in some whispering. The {entireincident was captured on video, and pictures have instantly gone viral online.
- It's unclear
- went to the prison island
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastrying to make a statement
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has encountered a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even said he will put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these alligators runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Make America Great Again !
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the muck on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and expecting a challenge. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna want Trump gator tour to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild expedition. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious courage and is diving into a pen full of mean alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will tell.